Posted on March 2, 2017
NASA is Thinking of Strapping a Couple Rockets
“NASA is thinking of strapping a couple of rockets to a white dwarf and smashing it into Uranus.”
Posted on February 23, 2017
Time and History
“Time and history will never forget the first man on Uranus.”
Posted on February 16, 2017
Asstronaut John Thomas
“Asstronaut John Thomas Peckerman has vowed to penetrate the mysteries of Uranus.”
Posted on February 9, 2017
Who Do You Think?
“Who do you think will be the first man to colonize Uranus?”
Posted on January 26, 2017
Scientists Have Discovered
“Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus!”
Posted on January 19, 2017
Due to its Poisonous Gases
“Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near Uranus.”
Posted on January 12, 2017
No one wants to explore Uranus
“No one wants to explore Uranus. Stop asking.”
Posted on January 6, 2017
You know what they say!
“Some people say “Ur-nus”, others say “Ur-anus” I personally prefer “Ur mom” but is nonetheless an interesting planet.