NASA is Thinking of Strapping a Couple Rockets

“NASA is thinking of strapping a couple of rockets to a white dwarf and smashing it into Uranus.”

Time and History

“Time and history will never forget the first man on Uranus.”

Asstronaut John Thomas

“Asstronaut John Thomas Peckerman has vowed to penetrate the mysteries of Uranus.”

Who Do You Think?

“Who do you think will be the first man to colonize Uranus?”

The World Will End

“The world will end when Uranus blows.”

Scientists Have Discovered

“Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus!”

Due to its Poisonous Gases

“Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near Uranus.”

No one wants to explore Uranus

“No one wants to explore Uranus. Stop asking.”

You know what they say!

“Some people say “Ur-nus”, others say “Ur-anus” I personally prefer “Ur mom” but is nonetheless an interesting planet.