Posted on May 4, 2017
The U.S.S. Enterprise
“Why does the U.S.S. Enterprise hover around Uranus?” “To look for Klingons!”
Posted on April 20, 2017
Did You Know?
“Did you know that the Earth is about 4 times smaller than Uranus?”
Posted on April 20, 2017
Due to All of the Sick and Twisted Jokes
“Due to all of the sick and twisted jokes about Uranus, we’ve changed the planet’s name to Urectum.”
Posted on April 13, 2017
Uranus is Very Uninhabitable
“Uranus is a very uninhabitable place. Mianus however is very habitable.”
Posted on April 6, 2017
How Many Moons Does Uranus Have?
How many moons does Uranus (Your Anus) have? Two. One from the left cheek and one from the right cheek.
Posted on March 30, 2017
Every Night I Look at the Sky
“Every night I look at the sky I wonder how someone can penetrate Uranus.”
Posted on March 23, 2017
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus
“Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?”
Posted on March 16, 2017
Ancient Greeks Liked Uranus
“The ancient Greeks liked Uranus and it seems to be the butt of jokes.”
Posted on March 9, 2017
The Best Way to Study Uranus
“The best way to study Uranus is without a telescope.”