The U.S.S. Enterprise

“Why does the U.S.S. Enterprise hover around Uranus?” “To look for Klingons!”

Keep the Earth Clean

“Keep the Earth clean. This is not Uranus.”

Did You Know?

“Did you know that the Earth is about 4 times smaller than Uranus?”

Due to All of the Sick and Twisted Jokes

“Due to all of the sick and twisted jokes about Uranus, we’ve changed the planet’s name to Urectum.”

Uranus is Very Uninhabitable

“Uranus is a very uninhabitable place. Mianus however is very habitable.”

How Many Moons Does Uranus Have?

How many moons does Uranus (Your Anus) have? Two. One from the left cheek and one from the right cheek.

Every Night I Look at the Sky

“Every night I look at the sky I wonder how someone can penetrate Uranus.”

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus

“Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?”

Ancient Greeks Liked Uranus

“The ancient Greeks liked Uranus and it seems to be the butt of jokes.”

The Best Way to Study Uranus

“The best way to study Uranus is without a telescope.”